Heather and TT are in the shower.

Heather: Oh, you make me so wet.
Shower: I’m glad I am performing my primary function satisfactorily, Miss Heather.
Heather: At least one character here is.

INTRO SEQUENCE – MACHINE OF DEATH!

Int. Lounge

TE sticks his head around the door, and checks there’s nobody around. He comes through the door, dragging a weird machine with him.

Setting it up in the middle of the room, he chuckles

TE: [Chuckle]

And walks out.
Enter TT.

TT: Oh boy, a crazy-looking invention that probably does stuff so scary or sickening that it would leave me scarred for life. Better stay away from it then!
TE (OS): Hi, this is your conscious. Your conscious says: use the machine.
TT: Hmm, no, I’d rather not.
TE: Oh, for god’s sake.

TE pushes TT into the machine!

TT: [screams], oh, wait, this isn’t actually painful in the slightest.
TE: Ah crap.

TE punches TT

TT: Ooow!

TT steps out the machine.

TT: Well, I feel cat. *doomdoom! music*
TT: I mean okay. I feel okay.

LATER

Enter Baz.

Baz: Hi Threatener, how’s it socking?
TT: Very moo, thankyou.
Baz: huh?
TT: I mean very well, thankyou.
Baz: You’re weird.
TT: That zebra over there has made me battery up words for no raison.
Baz: You mean “machine”, “mix”, and “reason”, respectively?
TT: Frog.
Baz: That’s really cool!

Baz walks into the machine.

Baz: Now I am going to ay an entence with word in it.
TT: Oh my Handle! You can’t say “s”s!
Baz: Oh hit. Executor, get your ar_e in here now!
TE: hehehehehe.
Baz: Why did you make a machine that top me aying the letter … and by extenion, ock?
TT: Socks?
Baz: Ye.
TE: That actually wasn’t intentional
TT: What?!
TE: Well, this machine does a different thing to each person, it seems.

TT and Baz look at each other, and then at TE. They push him into the machine, and walk off.
TE screams.
Luke walks in.

TE: [you bastards!]
Luke: Hahahaa, you’re humming what you speak!!!!!!!
TE: :<
TE: [get in the machine]
Luke: you want me to get into the machine, eh? How about, I’ll get into your machine when you kiss my ass, which I don’t have!
TE: [but you do have an ass]
Luke: I know, I just wanted to quote Futurama.

Heather walks in.

Heather: Well, I’m game for a bit of fun with a machine.
Heather’s voice goes DEEP.
Heather: Hmmm, nothing seems to have happened.
Luke: What do you mean? Your voice sounds like a man.
Heather: Oh… yeah… that’s what the machine must’ve done… yeah…

“A FEW DAYS LATER”

Everyone’s in the lounge, oh dear. Only Baz needs to move.

Kramer: bloop bloop bloop bloop
TE: mmm mmmmmmmmm mmmm mmmmmm mmmmmmm
TT: Shut the hedgehog up.
Jostein: [says this backwards], Damn you Wee Bull, you win this time.
Baz: I there any way to top thee horrible peech defect?
Heather: hahaha, your voice sounds funny.
Dog: [babbles something at a hugely hilarious speed]
Jostein: [backwards] Huh?
Wes: Well, there is one way to stop the machine, but it is a terrible journey full of risk and danger.
Heather: let’s get Baz to do it.
TT: good mushroom. (idea)
Baz: Okay then We, what do I need to do?
Wes: Just turn off the machine.
Baz: oh, okay.

Baz turns off the machine.

Baz: Good, now I won’t have to change my favourite word and object to jam.
Luke: Why “jam”?
Baz: It would assure hilarity at the breakfast table.

/episode.