Executor sets up a helium pump, Baz sucks on it and becomes baloonish.


INTRO SEQUENCE – TURTLE


TT is talking to Heather:

TT: …And then, Jostein’s Dog turned into a coaster!
Heather: That was handy.

Baz walks in.

Baz: Oh, are you talking about that ion storm where we all turned into strange and random things?
TT: Yes.
Baz: I see. Heather, can I borrow your turtle?
TT: Her WHAT?!
Baz: Her turtle.
Heather: My ship, Threatener.
TT: Oh, I see.
Baz: Well?
Heather: Can you drive?
Baz: Erm… socks.
Heather: Well, take Kramer with you.
Baz: But this was going to be a journey for one!
TT: Hey, you know who likes journeys for one? Wes!
Wes: A flight out of this hellhole you say?

EXT. CF.

The docking bay door opens and The Turtle flies out.

INT. The Turtle

Wes: [singing] Up, up, and away... in my beautiful, my beautiful space shiiiiip.
Baz: So Wes, are robots like you like those in Futurama where they need alcohol to function?
Wes: No, they're not.
Baz: Oh...
Wes: Why'd you askkkk. *slurr*
Baz: I just filled up your fuel tank with beer.
Wes: Tha.. was a sillyy thing t'do...
Baz: OH MY GOD WE're going to crash!!
Wes: Well, theys one way to soberise me up again..
Baz: What;s that!
Wes: Get some meths... and qquickly!!

LATER

Baz: Here, I finally found some!
Wes: Thaaaas buddy

Wes drinks it, somehow.

Baz: Are you sober now?
WEIRD ION STORM STRIKE
Wes has turned into a goat.

Wes: No, I'm not sober. And the-ion storm seems to have turned me into a goat.
Baz: So the meths didn't work?
Wes: Oh, I lied about tha;.. I just like drinking meths, heheheehehe
Baz: Wes, you're a right bastard when you're drunk.
Wes: I love you buddy!

Ext. Turtle

The Turtle continues flying through the ion storm.

Ext. CF

The CF is sitting in space.

Int. Docking Bay balcony.

The remaining gang are looking at the docking bay from the balcony.

Jostein: How long have they been gone now?
Luke: One week.
Jostein: You said that last time.
Luke: You only asked five minutes ago.
Kramer: Actually, it was four minutes ago.
Luke: Nobody cares.
Kramer: I care…

A beeping sound goes through the room.

Jostein: The proximity alarm! Baz must be back!
Dog: No, that’s just my bladder alarm. Now, if you’ll excuse me, there’s a toilet waiting for me.

EXT. ION STORM

Baz: Yay! I finally changed to it! Let’s go home. Wes, wake up.
Wes: Oh… my metaphorical head…

EXT. CF

The Turtle flies into view and docks.

Int. CF Lounge

The door opens, and Wes trundles through.

Wes: We’re back.
TT: Where have you been?!
Wes: Baz wanted to change his appearance by using an ion storm. It took a while for his desired object to come up in the randomness. Here he is.

Baz walks in. He’s a SOCK.

Luke: You’re crazy.

/episode